Weekend Preview Of Horrible Fucking Movies

Horrible.  Once again The Box Office is giving us a bunch of shit to go see.  So don’t go see anything this weekend.  But for giggles and shit stains let us see what is coming out this week

Lake view Terrace

Another Sam Jackson movie where he is very loud and annoying.  Hang it up Cochise.  Or at least expand your acting ability.  I swear to god if I have to suffer through another “Mother Fucka” from this hack I’m gonna stop jagging to pics of Jon Benet and cut my cockles off.  In this fucktard of a movie,  Sam and some unknown white guy hoping for his big break are neighbors in a culdesac.  White guy moves in and befriends Sam.  Eventually Sam does the normal creepy and annoying neighbor stuff and shit goes down.  They fight and Sam Jackson dies.  Two thumbs up….your mother’s rotten cunt.

Appaloosa

I love Vigo Mortensen and Ed Harris.  They kicked ass in A History of Violence. When I heard these two were starring in a western, I was like I’m all in .  Then I saw the trailer.  This does not look good.  It could be reaaaaaaallllllllyyy bad.  Like The Phantom bad.  But it could surprise me, but I doubt it.  Nope

My Bestfriend’s Girl

This actually looks decent.  Despite having a horrible leading man in Dane ”I used to be funny but now I just repeat the same old bits just so I can get a cheap pop from the crowd.  And in turn I look like a god” Cook, the rest of the cast is solid.  I love Kate Hudson, just as long as she’s not teamed up with Matthew McRidiculousthisguystillgetswork.  Jason Biggs is straight out of the Al Brooks mold. He’s uncomfortable but yet very funny.  The R-rated trailer makes this film look fucking amazing.  Go see it, or not, I could careless.

Well that’s all I feel like doing

fuck off