Watchmen = Shit

Is this the only movie site on the planet that isn’t sucking off Watchmen ?

I hope this movie gets tied up in legal battles forever and never gets released.

Yeah, I heard it was BA and I also heard that its Rated R

But every preview I see, makes me feel like they’re ripping off Batman in some way. That everything done in this film has already been done by Batman somewhere.

Now they have this Japanese preview showing they’re ridiculous involvement in the JFK assassination. And that frankly is offensive.

I am outraged at this film. We here at Moviepooter.com have never done or said anything offensive in our entire 4 month run.

Also

This dude on the far right, who is that? Lynch Man?

And if that wasn’t offensive enough, clearly from the left in the characters are: Eva Braun, Arthur from The Tick, and Captain America in a cape.

Then we have Adam Ant, Mr. Freeze, the goddamned Rocketeer on one knee, Natalie Portman, and once again Lynch Man.

The only thing that would make me go see this film is if at the end they all skip into the sunset after saving the world, while Whitesnakes “Here I Go Again” blares through the theaters speakers.

So if you too are fed up with Watchmen and its offensive antics, you can hang out right here at Moviepooter.com.

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