The Day the Earth all took Pills to kill themselves.

Man oh man.

If there is ever a better role written for Keanu Reeves, I will be first in line to preorder my tickets.

In two weeks time boys and girls, just TWO SHORT FUCKING WEEKS! We will witness the REVOLUTIONARY himself. Keanu Reeves is the man. And December 12 is the day…

The Day The Earth Stood Still

I’m sorry kids, but this movie looks extremely boring. In saying boring I mean, Im saying that Keanu looks brilliant. I can see them sitting him down and saying, “For this film, Ted, we need you to be as stiff and alien like as possible.” And he said, “Ok, but how do you want me to play the part?” Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha!

Reeves plays an alien, and the trailer leads you to believe that he knows of some imminent attack on earth to make it stand still or something, and I guess birds and shit would die if the earth stood still, but would one day really mess us up? That’s your big move aliens? Making the earth stand still for one day? You traveled billions of light years to stop the spinning? Man. Whats going to happen? Are we all going to fall over? Hardly worth all that gas you’re wasting, aliens. Especially with the economy the way it is. You should really look into going green.

I don’t think this film will even gain back production cost at the box office. It’s going to flop. Big time. And besides, didn’t we already see this movie, it had Tom Cruise in it and the aliens were attacking and Dakota Fanning screams “IS IT THEM?”………..Oh wait…. that’s War of the Worlds.