Jaws is the coolest movie ever

So I’m watching Jaws the other day on my new 37 inch LCD tv and it still holds up after 33 years. It doesn’t look dated at all.  Fucking Robert Shaw as Quint is one of the best characters in movie history.  Roy Scheider as Sheriff Brody is a great leading man and not once do you doubt his hate for this fucking shark. Dick Dreyfuss just owns the screen as Matt Hooper.  Even the dude playing the mayor is amazing!.  From the opening scene of some unknown bitch drowning you’re drawn in.  The whole movie is one giant orgasm.  Starts off a little slow but it feels good.  Its starts building and you think youre at full climax when they catch the tiger shark, but no sir the shark were looking for is a great white.  So we start over.  It builds again as Quint, Brody, and Hooper go out to sea to hunt the beast. Your shaking because its getting close when Hooper supposedly gets eating by the shark.  Quint gets eaten whole and you just cant take anymore.  Brody sets up on the sinking ship.  Takes his aim. And boom! The shark is dead and you just blew a load all over your boyfriends face.  And as he’s cleaning up your man juice from his disgraced face Matt Hooper appears and all is well. Man I fucking love Jaws