Weekend Preview!!!!!

The box office is weak sauce this time of year. Prime example this weekend

Righteous Kill

Robert DeNiro. Al Pacino. Two of the greatest actors of all time.  In this film, they play cops going after a serial killer.  Now if this was made 20 years ago it would’ve been awesome. These two hacks need to give it up. Pacino hasn’t put out a good performance since Sea Of Love.  It was in that movie Al turned into a yelling, over the top cunt rag.  It worsened as the years went by.  If you notice he wears the same quarter lenght leather jacket in every movie.  What happened to Michael Corleone?  He was so soft spoken and smooth and commanded your attention without having to yell.  I recently watched Devil’s Advocate….love it…but he sucked. He yelled for no reason. He sucks so much. It pisses me off.  Bobby DeNiro is fat and a mockery of himself. He has become every awful imitation that people do of him. He’s just like Walken.  Back to this stupid movie.  I was listening to The Opie and Anthony show today and Jim Norton attended the premiere. He said there was no ovation at the end.  That should say something.  Its fucking awesome….no its horrible. Al Pacino dies at the end

Burn After Reading

Perhaps the only good film coming out for awhile.  The Coen Brothers return with their first release after No Country for Old Men.  It kind of looks like in the mold of Fargo, which is a classic of course.  Im not even sure if the plot is neccassary for it.  The cast is kickass so it could be a shit plot and Id go see it.  But for review sake Ill give it to you.  Some CIA dude (John Malkovich) loses some top secret files and two gym employees find them (Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand) and chaos insues.  Im sure the Coen’s have some sick twist and turns and someone gets thrown into a woodchipper. Go see this flick

Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys

Now I dont hate black people, but I dont get Tyler Perry.  He’s not funny.  His movies are not funny.  Im white so its understood that I dont appreciate black humor, but even Rodney King wouldn’t laugh at this shit. Every week Perry puts out a new movie.  Who finances this garbage? The NAACP? Or is it Night at the Apollo?  If you see this you might as well hang yourself

Towelhead

This movie is causing a lot of controversy. And people are upset that it is causing controversy…uhh..its a movie called Towelhead..Im even a little pissed and I dont like anybody. All I know is that Aaron Eckhart is in it so im all in

Well thats it.  You could go see one of these movies or you could go see The Dark Knight again…do that instead