My Friend Steves Review of Push

Push came out recently.

Its got Dakota Fanning, who has no sex appeal whatsoever. I mean its like shes 15 or something.

And its got the guy from Fantastic Four who played the Human Torch. I mean I just can’t see him carrying an entire film, but I guess I was wrong and now they went ahead and did it.

So my friend Steve went to go see it and here is his review:

“Hey Bri, you want a review for your website?”

And I said, “Yeah.”

Then he said, “So I saw Push the other day.”

And I said, “Oh yeah? How was it?”

“Oh man! It was good. It was so good. Bro, it was so good that I got up and left 15 minutes in. I watched the first 15 minutes and decided that this movie fucking sucks and got up and left.”