#5 Bad Santa!

This movie is vulgar.  Like almost too vulgar.  Billy Bob Thorton says things that I feel bad even thinking about.  But it is still the funniest movie on our list.  Bad Santa was like a perfect storm.  It had an amazing cast that included Billy Bob Thorton, Lauren Graham, John Ritter(RIP), Bernie Mac(RIP), Jack Lemmon(RIP), John Candy(RIP), Phil Hartman(RIP), River Phoenix(RIP).  Billy Bob plays Willie a down on his luck alcoholic who will do anything for money, even befriend a black midget…yuck.  So him and Shortround go around and rob malls on Christmas Eve.  Willie portraying Santa and midget portraying an elf.  There is one catch though, Willie can’t stay sober for more then an hour!  So of course Willie fucks it up.  He rails some black whore in a dressing room and pisses himself with a little girl on his lap (I know hot!).  Somehow in the midst of ruining the heist Willie finds love in Lauren Graham and befriends some fat fucking mess of a kid named who gives a shit what his name is.  I’m not gonna give anymore away because you should just go see it!  If you don’t I will make you go see Oasis live in concert and nobody wants that!