#8 Home Alone

Coming in at number 8 with a bullett is Home Alone starring Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Kevin McCallister.  So here’s the haps.  Two dudes rob houses around Christmas time when the know the family is away for the holiday.  They eye up the McCallister residence.  The Macs leave but leave their jerkoff of a son behind.  They say it was a mistake but all that douche did was torment his family and got all emo when they leave him.  They totally left him there on purpose praying that the creepy old man with the shovel would pull an Adam Walsh with him!  So this little dick is abandoned on Xmas and begins to adjust to it….that’s when the Wet Bandits attack.  Oh for the record The Wet Bandits is the most pedophile name ever.  So they try to fuck Kevin and Old man shovel cock comes to the rescue and his family comes back. The End.