Bullshit.

So the weekend box office is in. And fucking Twilight stole 70 mil from little teen girls everywhere in the States. I’m glad that such a well oiled machine trumped poor little Bolt .

No matter how fast that little dog ran, fucking Twilight was determined to suck the life out of him. Good job Twilight I hope you’re fucking happy. Killing a little dog’s dreams.

JUST LOOK AT HIM! HOW COULD YOU TWILIGHT ?

Anyway (wiping away tears), are you going to come back around and kill the dog from Marley and Me too? You are a fucking asshole Twilight. An animated dog won’t be enough will it? Just look at him:

He’s just so damn adorable. Harry Potter would have never killed dogs, Twilight. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go back to your coffin, or wherever it is you are hiding these days, DOG MURDERER!