I’m in love with Anne Hathaway

As you all know and have seen, I recently posted a video of Anne Hathaway’s knockers. Not because I wanted to make her uncomfortable when she visits the site, but because I am in love with her. I wanted to share with the world her lovely lady lumps, just in case someone out there hasn’t seen them yet.

Apparently this weekend she hosted Saturday Night Live. I missed it. I’m sorry my love. I had to go out and get shitfaced.

So, because you missed it too, here is a pretty funny clip of my Anne playing Mary Poppins.

Just don’t mind the terrible advertisement before hand. If its the David Alan Grier show ad, cover your eyes and ears and make sure to sing Butterfly by Crazytown.

So without further adieu,

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WEEKEND PREVIEW! October 3, 2008

To start off you can just scroll to the bottom and totally peep the girl from The Princess Diary, but I know you really just want to read what is in theaters this weekend.

An American Carol

OMG! Its Chris Farley in a final movie! Wait… You’re telling me its his brother and he isn’t playing Chris Farley or falling into a table? Not interested.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

A movie about a fucking dog. Not named Lassie? Not interested.

Flash of Genius

Greg Kinnear. Hes taking it to the man and showing the automobile industry that he can wear glasses and be that guy who is down on his luck but in the end he comes out and shows us that he is playing the same role in every film he appears in. If you want to see this film, I advise you go see The Matador, Godsend, Little Miss Sunshine, Feast of Love, Nurse Betty, Baby Mama, You’ve Got Mail, or As Good As It Gets.

Blindness

This film doesn’t look that good, personally, but Mark Ruffalo is in it. Now forget 13 Going on 30. Fuck that movie. Go out and buy Zodiac. Ruffalo shits gold in that film. Forget Just Like Heaven. That film is a huge piece of shit. Go out and buy In the Cut. Not only in that film do you see Meg Ryans tits and bush, but you see some quality Ruffalo dick. Write it down. In. The. Cut.

So back to Blindness. Doesn’t look good, but Ruffalo has been acting his balls off lately so go see it just for him. If I weren’t a dude I would throw down some Ruffalo man gravy in a heart beat.

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

I guarantee that this film will win the weekend box office because every dude will take his girlfriend and it’s a sweet movie that works for both young men and women, and at the end of the night, if you can roll that jimmy cap on right, you just might get to feel the inside of a vagina!

But the film I really want to see, to tie everything together, is Rachel Getting Married starring Tits McGee herself, Anne “I-can’t-stop-whipping-my-tits-out” Hathaway. And I’m not complaining, BELIEVE YOU ME! When I first watched Brokeback I said to myself, “Why would Gyllenhall want to bone Ledger (I would too) and not Hathaway? Those titties are luscious! MMMMMM-MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Ok, I didn’t really say that. I was too busy rewinding and jackin it, but Apples and Oranges, right?

So go see that, Rachel Titting Married, and maybe you’ll see some tits, because we all know your girlfriend didn’t put out after seeing Nick and Norah.