Knowing - best movie ever made

March 30, 2009 by Jeromy  
Filed under In Theater Reviews

So I saw Knowing the other night.  Let me start by saying that this movie was fucking good.  That is a lie.  It was the worst movie I have ever seen.  Now I what you’re thinking.  Why would Jeromy go see this film?  It stars Nic Cage and he hasn’t made a decent movie in years (National Treasure 1 and 2 do not count because they would’ve been good with or without him).  Well to answer those questions, I was bored and had a free movie pass.  So it starts with some little girl writing numbers on a piece of paper.  Random fucking numbers…or are they!!!!  So this paper is put in a time capsule for some dumb school thing and is opened fifty years later by none other then Nic Cage’s son!  Mr. Cage quickly realizes that these numbers mean something.  Since he is a genius he notices that most of these numbers are dates of tragic events in the past fifty years.  it goes in this order, date and then the death toll.  But there are other numbers that don’t match up.  Once again because hes a genius he figures out those numbers are locations, like latitude and longitude.  He notices this right before hes witness to a horrific plane crash in which Cage tries to save everyone.  Trust me its fucking epic. So Nic decides to try and stop the remaining events from taking place.  Meanwhile his son is being followed by some creepy blonde dudes in suits that don’t talk.  I’m gonna skip to the ending because that’s when it gets really good.  Nic finds out that the world is ending and there is nothing he can do.  His son and some little girl were kidnapped by those blonde dudes and Cage tracks them down in the woods somewhere.  Nicholas threatens the guys but his son tells him its ok dad they are here to save us.  And Cage agrees and starts to follow the guys but his son informs him where they are going Cage can’t go.  At this point I started laughing because I knew excatly where they were going.  Nic Cage looks up and a fucking space ship appears and the dudes turn into aliens and this kids float up to the ship and apparently are taken to another planet to creat life.  The world ends and everyone dies.

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