Its been a while.

I’m sorry for not being on here more often.

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while.

I mean, its fucking hard.

Its hard having full time jobs and then going to school and having girlfriends smoking hot girlfriends.

Its hard after a long day of “working” and then “learning” and then “sexing” to come home and say “Now lets write a review. One that is long and doesn’t jip the reader.”

Its fucking hard man.

So back off. Cut us some fucking slack.

If we didn’t have full time jobs, or go to school, or have smoking hot bitches (our girlfriends, no other bitches) always in or around our Johnsons, then it would be easy to run this kick ass website.

But that doesn’t happen. So like I said,

Its fucking hard. But I digress.

Anyway, I apologize to George, the only one who really frequents this site, that we don’t update more often.

I wanted to share with you now this fucking kick ass trailer:

HOW BADASS IS THAT?!

If there is one dude, and this is if Christian Bale was dead or didn’t want it, that I could blow, it would be Brad Pitt. He’s like, the fucking man dude. Has he ever been in a film that you have seen and you haven’t said to yourself, “That dude is fucking pimp.” Has that not ever happened? I didn’t think so.

So get ready for that fucking epic piece of movie. Cause its coming.

All over your face.