I can’t believe it.

Beverly Hills Chiuhuhhuhuhua has been dethroned at the box office! Ladies and Gentlemen, you heard it here first! I give you the new weekend winner:

THE PUNISHER

MAX PAYNE

Calm yourselves! Please!

Taking in an even 18 mil this weekend fucking Max Payne took the #1 spot. It will be short lived though as I am sure Saw 17 is going to win out this upcoming weekend, and with a tagline of “You won’t believe how it ends!”, who isn’t going to go see that? I mean I’m pretty sure I can guess the ending. So here goes:

Jigsaw, now dead, has one last game up his dead sleeve and unleashes it on 5 unsuspecting people. They have to work together to get out, but people are stubborn and think they can do it themselves (didn’t this already happen in Saw 2? ) But they can’t and they band together but most of them die, and in the end I guess there might be a cliffhanger where there is another game, or Jigsaw is alive, or it was all a dream. Yeah. Thats going to be it. And I can’t believe it!

But alas, Saw will only be king of the weekend for one week as Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno is going to own hard the following weekend. We will have full reviews on that the night after it comes out. AND Something special for you……………an interview with Kevin Smith!

Fuck. I’m sorry. I was fibbing you. We don’t have that kind of pull yet. I mean, come on. Kevin Smith has better things to do than have us blow him and answer our questions all day. There won’t be an interview but there will be……….

DUELING REVIEWS! This is where me and Jeromy both see a film together and don’t speak at all on the car ride home and then review it. Man. That car ride is going to be awkward.

How awkward you ask? Like when Jesus first came back from the dead and went to that party and Pontius Pilate was there, awkward. Thats how awkward it’s going to be.

And its all for you guys. Feel special. I know I do.