He’s Just Not that Into You

So yeah,

I saw it.

Whats up now?

It was pretty good. I mean, not great, but it kept me interested.

Justin Long was his witty self, being the guy who is “just not into” Ginnifer Goodwin, who was pretty cute while being annoying. Which is hard to do. There are only some girls who can pull it off and Tila Tequila: You are not one of them! So knock it off bitch.

It was enjoyable and a good Valentines Day movie, which was a month ago, but I fell into a world of narcotics for a full month and have not seen a computer for 3 and a half weeks. I am not sorry it was the best month of my life. Thanks again Mikey Rourke!

The only bad thing about this film was, and maybe you have guessed it already: NOT ENOUGH AFFLECK!

I mean I fuckin paid 20 dollars to get in the door and the dude was so underused. And can anyone really love Jennifer Aniston? But he made you think someone could, which just shows you that Affleck is the most underrated actor Hollywood.

Scarlett Johanssons tits almost came out to play again, but, like every movie I see with them in it, alas, they did not. They stayed locked away in Ryan Reynolds’s’ssss’s;ss over the shoulder boulder holders.

And congratulations to me for being the first person to use the phrase “over the shoulder boulder holder” since 1976.