Growth on my balls
January 21, 2009 by Jeromy
Filed under In Theater Reviews
Yea I have an infection on my balls and I’ve been in bed for almost two weeks. So I have had a lot of time to watch movies. I’m gonna give you a brief summary of what I’ve watched and what I’ve thought of these films
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
So Brad Pitt is born old and gets younger as he gets older. What a pointless mind rape. Nothing happens in this movie. It was like an abc family version of Forrest Gump. It wasn’t entirely bad, just not that good.
Valkyrie
Tom Cruise as a Nazi who tries to kill Hitler and thankfully fails. Decent flick
Gran Torino
Clint Eastwood plays and old racist veteran who spews out hilarious racial slurs and makes us all wish for the good ole days. BEST MOVIE EVER. OK, it wasn’t that good but as a fellow racist veteran I totally related.
The Wrestler
I grew up watching wrestling and was basically obsessed with it for 10 years. I know the ins and outs of the business and this movie just nails it. Mickey Rourke plays Randy the Ram, a beaten down warrior of the ring. The film shows his struggle dealing with life after the glory. Rourke gives the best performance of the year (besides Heath). Rourke has to win best actor this year. If not I’m mouth fucking the shit out of Glen Close!
That’s it…I’m gonna go drain my balls
I think the more educational and a more riveting tail would be about Jerms struggling ordeal with a painfull and sometimes life treating ball growth. Best of luck big God Speed!!