Garbage Day Beetches!

Ahh yes, it is Garbage Day once again.

Todays film is the hunk of shit known only as, Population 436

This masterpiece was released in the year 2006 and not only does it suck, but it sucks big elephant dick. This film stars Jeremy Sisto. He was in Waitress, Now You Know, and Angel Eyes, but you probably know him from his role as Jesus in the made for tv movie, brilliantly named, Jesus.

Old Jeremy visits a town where the population is low, close to 437, but not that many! That’s too high, I reckon! Well there is a deep dark secret haunting this town that no one wants you to find out. Not nobody. Not no how. Certainly not Deputy Bobby Caine! Who is played by, you guessed it! FRED DURST.

Now let me tell you. FRED DURST is in this film. FRED Motherfuckin DURST. The guy from Limp Bizkit. While he portrays a believable enough hillbilly cop, it is still FRED DURST. So this is why we haven’t had any new Limp Bizkit, huh FRED DURST? I was waiting all film for him to look Sisto in the eyes and scream, “It’s My WAY! MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!” And Wes Borland to show up with his guitar and weird face paint. Oh man, remember when they covered “Faith” by George Michael? Remember when they were relevant, back in the 90’s man? Oh shit, they aren’t anymore? Man. Thats a bummer.

Anyway back to the film. It sucks. They give people lobotomies and call it a fever. Jeremy Sisto dies in the end. Its not good. Not good at all.  Here’s the trailer. Don’t ever watch it.