Bangkok D

Ok.

First off, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t go see this film. Second, I’m sorry that no one I know went to see this film. I asked Anthony from work what he thought of it on Monday afternoon hoping that he saw it over the weekend.

“No bro. I didn’t see it.”

So I was just going to leave that as the review. And that would be it. But thats just not good enough for our readers. SO! I now am going to tell you how it ends. For real now. This is the ending:

Its Dark. Really dark. And Nic Cage, sporting Tom Hanks’ hairpiece from Da Vinci Code, is in a car. The cops are waiting for him at the end of the driveway. He puts it in reverse. I think there is another guy in the car with him but it is too hard to tell. Now it goes into slow-mo and here is where it gets Wicked Awesome! Nic Cage pulls out a gun, and you think whats he going to do? Kill the cops? Kill the guy in the car with him? Kill his career by doing a shitty film? No. Thats not what happens.

He kills himself. He puts the gun up to his head and in slow-mo, which makes it Wicked Awesome, he pulls the trigger. You see a flash and Nic Cage is dead.

THE END!