Beyone’s Nip

Beyonce’s boob fell out of her top during the Oscars. Barely, but here it is for everyone who missed it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beyones Nipple:

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Valentines Day Special

Its Valentines Day and I have something special for you guys.

For everyone who didn’t see Friday the 13th last night, and for those that did, but didn’t get the HJ we talked about ( sorry Chris, I know you went for it ).

I have for you:

My Dad’s review’s of Tropic Thunder and Catch Me If You Can

My Dad recently watched Tropic Thunder, he rented it one night while I was out. I saw him the next morning and here is what he had to say:

“Did you see that yet?” ( pointing to the DVD case )

I went to answer but he was already talking again.

“It fuckin sucked.”

“Yeah Dad, I told you it wasn’t that good.”

“Oh man. It was terrible. Fucking. Jack Black. He sucks. He was awful. And Ben Stiller, my God. He was fuckin terrible. His movies just get worse and worse.”

I said, “He plays the same part in every movie.”

“Every goddamn movie! He’s terrible. The only good thing about it was Robert Downey Jr. He actually came off black. I forgot that he was white until that black guy reminded him he was Australian.”

And that was that.

Now Catch Me If You Can:

“Hey. Dad. I was in the Poconos a couple weekends ago and when I was there I saw Catch Me If You Can for the first time…”

“You know that’s a true story?”

“Yeah I know. Anyway. It was really good.”

“Yeah. Great fuckin flick.”

Happy Valentines Day Everyone from the Pooter!

WEEKEND PREVIEW! THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN!

OMGZZZ!!! ITS THE RETURN OF THE WEEKND PRVIWZZZ!!!!!!1111

Opening this weekend is Friday the 13th. Because the date is FRIDAY THE 13TH! Clever marketing, studio big wigs. You guys are smart.

While that film looks good, the original was boring as shit. Like watching fucking paint dry man. So I’m sure some people will like it. They’ll take their girlfriends and if the movie sucks they can try for an HJ in the theater, but I’m going to pass on this remake. I’ll wait for the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. Oh wait….

Also playing, which looks to be much more fun to be had than Jason BORE-hees ( get it! LOLZ ) is Confessions of a Shopaholic. This film is one that everyone can enjoy, mind you, you might not be able to go for the aforementioned HJ like in the previous film, but you will actually enjoy this film. Its about this girl who maxes out all of her credit cards and then has to make a real living for herself and its funny because she didn’t know how to before! It stars Isla Fisher, you know the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers, and, umm, that other movie she was in, umm….

Moving Along. The International steamrolls into theaters this weekend also.  Starring Clive Owen and the eternally hott Naomi Watts.

Damn Girl. Shes like 40. Still smoking hot. Fuck. Who doesn’t want to hit that? I mean even King Kong wanted to tap that ass. And a 100 foot gorilla is never wrong.

So those are the top three.

I personally will be attending a screening of Under the Sea 3D. An Imax 3D adventure that takes you to Earth’s most exotic undersea locations, face to face with the stunning creatures of the sea. It looks badass.

You could go see Two Lovers if you’re a pussy or if you just want to see the trainwreck that now is Joaquin Phoenix. If its an act or not I don’t care, what I do know is he is going to end up like his brother with blood coming out of his mouth.

What?

I was fucking talking about when River played Young Indiana Jones in Last Crusade. When he cracks the whip and cuts himself. You guys thought I was talking about him being dead and OD’ing?

You guys are fucking sick bastards.

Its been a while.

I’m sorry for not being on here more often.

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while.

I mean, its fucking hard.

Its hard having full time jobs and then going to school and having girlfriends smoking hot girlfriends.

Its hard after a long day of “working” and then “learning” and then “sexing” to come home and say “Now lets write a review. One that is long and doesn’t jip the reader.”

Its fucking hard man.

So back off. Cut us some fucking slack.

If we didn’t have full time jobs, or go to school, or have smoking hot bitches (our girlfriends, no other bitches) always in or around our Johnsons, then it would be easy to run this kick ass website.

But that doesn’t happen. So like I said,

Its fucking hard. But I digress.

Anyway, I apologize to George, the only one who really frequents this site, that we don’t update more often.

I wanted to share with you now this fucking kick ass trailer:

HOW BADASS IS THAT?!

If there is one dude, and this is if Christian Bale was dead or didn’t want it, that I could blow, it would be Brad Pitt. He’s like, the fucking man dude. Has he ever been in a film that you have seen and you haven’t said to yourself, “That dude is fucking pimp.” Has that not ever happened? I didn’t think so.

So get ready for that fucking epic piece of movie. Cause its coming.

All over your face.