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Tits Man
Whoa that wax sure is hot Straight from the Feeding Tube, Jessica Biels Tits from her new movie Powder Blue You Are Welcome. Read More →
Routh out as Superman
The trades are a buzz early this morning with word that WB has ended talks with Brandon Routh, star of Superman Returns. Warner Bros has not yet gone public with the news, but negotiations with Routh have “turned stale.” According to a source close to WB, talks with the Returns star, “went south a few months ago. They have already... [Read more of this review]
Knowing - best movie ever made
So I saw Knowing the other night. Let me start by saying that this movie was fucking good. That is a lie. It was the worst movie I have ever seen. Now I what you’re thinking. Why would Jeromy go see this film? It stars Nic Cage and he hasn’t made a decent movie in years (National Treasure 1 and 2 do not count because they would’ve... [Read more of this review]
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Does Pixar ever make a bad movie?
I mean, its unbelieveable. Truly remarkable that I am a man now and still enjoy Pixar...
How fucking Sick is JJ Abrams?
Sick as hell, thats how sick. On a scale of 1 to 10, its easily a 26. After making...
Its been a while.
I’m sorry for not being on here more often. Sorry we haven’t posted in...
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Knowing - best movie ever made
So I saw Knowing the other night. Let me start by saying that this movie was fucking...
He’s Just Not that Into You
So yeah, I saw it. Whats up now? It was pretty good. I mean, not great, but it kept...
Growth on my balls
Yea I have an infection on my balls and I’ve been in bed for almost two weeks. ...
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My Dads Review of Saw 5
I went to the Poconos this past weekend with the wife. It was awesome. I know you wished you had come with, but you couldn’t and I’m not sorry. We went snowmobiling. I know you wish you could have gone snowmobiling, but you couldn’t and, again, I am not sorry. But anyway… I walked in the door to come home, and my father was sitting... [Read more of this review]
The best Christmas films of all time. #25
Boys and girls! Its only 25 days away! CHRISTMAS! And just for you kids we will have a mini review of a new Christmas film everyday! I’m so fucking excited to bring you……. JINGLE ALL THE WAY Remember this film! The year was 1996, Sinbad still kind of had a career and Phil Hartman hadn’t been shot to death by his wife yet. Good... [Read more of this review]
Everything you need to know about the “Halloween” franchise
Well kids its time for the typical movie review that coincides with a holiday. So unless you are retarded like Jim Baker you know what holiday it is. Halloween is my favorite holiday next to Garbage Day. I love watching horror movies all day and mocking them for the pieces of shit they are. But there is one horror franchise I hold close to my heart.... [Read more of this review]
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